Quote Originally Posted by tessa View Post
~gladly hands over the implements, but not for innoculation reasons~ And I can't bend over here, Mr. Dean, not in this nurse's costume. And I abhor waiting, so there is that as well.
Then you should do what is logical. Simply remove the costume. Then, remember that good things cum to those who wait.


Damn, I've already been wit smitten?!? Did I get it on my face?? Oh, please tell me it didn't dribble onto my dress!! This is silk...
Dribbling would not happen if you simply accepted wit with open mouth.

~goes off to check the damage, repeating "weight of wit" over and over just 'cause it's so fun to say~
I was feeling as alliterate as I am literate. Really. Feel me.