Well, I opened a parcel which arrived for EdMaster today. Is filled with assorted signs dangling from chains. Most peculiar. ‘Please check my uniform’; ‘Please spank me’; things like that. Obviously a new idea which he picked up at that Progressive and Perverted Headmaster conference he went to. He looked rather pleased with himself when he got back, and had a very large sample bag which he promptly locked away in the school safe.

I have decided to continue my studies, so I will be moving back into the dorm. I have missed playing with the other pupils. I wonder who is coming back… Do hope there are going to be some new girls, we had so much publicity after the issue of the disappearing estate agent. Very odd how she vanished whilst EdMaster was giving her a tour of the detention suites. I wonder why he was so keen for me to stay in my room the following day when there was all that activity going on.

Is a shame I will not be here for the start of term. Off on a secret mission of my own this time…and I am soooo excited.