I didn't know - he didn't say -
why does he have to play that way?
Likes big surprises and being silly -
I wish he'd put away his willy!
But I'm a quiet, shy retiring thing -
and here I be, forcèd to sing!
I can't think of anything erotic
And I'm plain out of the exotic.
Can't I leap across the hills in girlish glee?
Why oh why did he have to pick ME??