Aunts parcel of white chocolate has arrived...........................

*runs down the corrider, slides down the banister and lands in an unceromonious heap at the feet of the new girl*

'ohhhhhh ummmmm hi I'm minxy* I say pulling at my skirt thinking that EdMaster must have had the seamstress take them up at least another couple of inches don't remember my bottom being this cold last year.

Then again, don't think I should say cold to EdMaster - he has very unique ways of warming it up!!

Now how can I ask a new girl to 'come with me' and not have her think it is an offer....................

In my best angellic voice "EdMaster would you like me to show moptop the ropes.....so to speak?"

Why oh why does everything I say have a double meaning - guess that will mean I will be spending time with the new Master this term - Master of Double Entendre - and here was me thinking she was a sub

*goes off arm in arm with moptop*