Thanks folks!

Not sure about the white space thing, I submitted it as a txt file so it's likely a formatting thing in the conversion to html.

And no, it's not a remotely true story - I only wish it were!

It's obvious browsing the archive that M/F is predominant here, but it's never really been my thing - I struggle to get through M/F stories to be honest, even if they're good ones. To each their own...