*hands bly a dildo* here, this should keep you occupied once you are done filing down your nails to sawdust! *giggles*
the suggestion of relieving drooling by stuffing something in the mouth does come with a small warning... Stuffing anything into the mouth that is "free" (i.e. no part of it is controlled exteriorly to the mouth) can be dangerous and present a choke hazard as well as a breathing hazard. Also, articles of clothing may have detergents and other chemicals on them that aren't real great to be injesting... again, please play with care!
H is coming soon... I promise *smiles*