If I had to pick one of them, I'd probably go with the "Brat", it seems like the most fitting. If we're talking a mixture, then add a pinch of "Sex slave", a dash of "Pleasure slave" and a couple of spoonfuls of "Masochist". I'm as much an individual as the rest of you, but if you actually try you can fit yourself into one of those boxes. It's not a perfect fit, never is, but it's the closest you'll get.