Slothlands Academy

[maddie]

Your Headmasterlyness:

I feel compelled to inform you that the girls have, once again, been using the ropes for climbing purposes again. I had hoped that you would impress upon them the importance of using ropes for their specified purposes only.

I expect that this will not continue to be a problem.

M. Gonzlaes



Mr. Stoat:

As you know, I have an excellent view of the school grounds from my office. Therefore, I am well aware that my margarita machine and tequila were delivered, received by you personally, two days ago. And yet there is still no margarita machine and still no tequila in my office. I expect that this situation will soon be remedied.

According to the manufacturer, it should take no more than 15 minutes to install the margarita machine. If you would kindly inform me of when you expect to be able to perform the installation, I will be sure to clear my calendar for at least an hour, more, if you request. In addition, I will be certain to wear that black lace thong you expressed an interest in the other day.


M. Gonzales