Dear Log

Things appear to be settling in well at Slothlands. The staff are getting to know one another's funny little ways and the girls are investigating one another too! I'm so glad I decided to have Ted install the night vision cameras in the dorm!

I must speak to all the girls about mis-use of school equipment. Marie says the ropes are being used for climbing! What sort of a use is that?

Fanny is delighted with the new receipe and says she will try it out. Apparently I have to help by singing with her as we work. Something about harmonising? I could have mis-heard though.

Ted is weaving more than ever around the grounds on the tractor. I've told him so many times not to drink and drive! It's so irresponsible! He spills a lot of good booze. *Note to self* Order more tequila.