"Can you borrow my what?"

"My margarita machine's not very portable."

"Well, sure. It does make large batches you could put in pitchers."

"You're all of legal drinking age, so I guess you can have a few pitchers of margaritas, but I don't have any pitchers with lids. Why on earth would you need lids?"

"Oh, I see."

"Is that so? Well, goodness, girl. There's no need to sound so threatening. I didn't plan on saying 'no'."

"You know, there's a much easier way to get to the boys' school. I *do* have a car, you know."