Quote Originally Posted by kellypet View Post
So, I was reading Cosmo magazine at the dentist's office today and texting my Master the "sex tips" it was giving >_> I love the vanilla idea of kinky. It was like, "go buy velcro bed straps frmo a sex store and experiment tying each other up!" or "hold an egg vibe over your clit and let him have the control! " orrr "give him oral and invite him to finish on your breasts," and my favorite "come to bed wearing only sky-high heels. your footwear will give your tryst a real S and M vibe.
Totally with you, Kelly. Vanilla idea of kink in the magazines is a real hoot.