I was thinking of a Tiger Woods joke, but can't make any up at the moment.
It's up to you, think of something quick! And if you fail, bare your breasts for the world to see! I've heard that usually helpsI'm not joking! It does! A man who stares at breasts for 10 minutes a day reduces heart risks later on in life. Think of the public service you'll be doing. Think of the children! (Men were children once)