Widget,

Having reviewed your application, I am delighted to inform you that Slothlands will throw wide it's doors for you You in turn must throw something wide open (just how short was that skirt?)

*note to self* Buy new library steps-tall set.

Btw-I should be careful with the protection racket-Miss Gonzales has that pretty well sewn up and will not take kindly to you trying to take over her turf.

If you should wish to try-we have all been trained in first aid.