I really like all of those ideas for "punishment," DarkPachuco and MistressMallory! But mostly I wanted to pop in and say ZOMG about the I-Doser! I really, REALLY want to try that, and it's only because you said it worked -- what does it sound like?

If you buy the mp3s, is there some sort of crazy encryption that makes me unable to burn/put it on the mp3 player of my choice?

Ok I'm going to stop derailing this thread now, but.. once again.. Zoh. My. God, how intriguing!