Dude! Seriously? Nobody wants to make me humiliate myself in front of my WIFE? C'mon, folks! This is a change to make a joke of the sacrament of marriage! To make the hubbie finger his own anus and cum on his own face while wifey looks on with blended emotions of horror and desire and triumph!

Jeez. Who's a guy gotta sub around here to get to be able to sub around here?