My dear Q,
The auld age question lies in the pronouncation of that delicious cake, is it:
Scone (rhymes with 'bone'), or
Scone (rhymes with 'non')

If I ask for a Scone (bone), no one serves me unless I say it the Scottish way - I love it!
*smiles*
~Irn Bru all around~
Asia
xxx
PS: I've uploaded a less offensive AV for a change *wink*