Psychiatric Help- 5¢

[hugsnkisses]

no shoes... one less thing to take off?????

[TheDeSade]

hugs . .you still wearing yoru shoes?

[hugsnkisses]

only if you want me wearing shoes

[TheDeSade]

makes room for hugs on the couch beside him.. . . come over here and tell me about these shoes

[hugsnkisses]

sits on the couch with the person above.. forgets to take shoes w/ her and realizes she's in a different thread

[TheDeSade]

takes out a pad and pencil . . .now . . . . tell me about these shoes . . . and we will work on this phobia

[hugsnkisses]

um, how bout we discuss your need to act like a therapist *sticks tongue out at TDS and peers at the pad*

[TheDeSade]

ummmm ... . . you mean Im not? .. . . ahhh .. .. and who is TheDeSade you keep talking to .

[hugsnkisses]

*wondering how she keeps winding up next to crazy people in the room, hugs politely excuses herself to go to the bathroom*

[TheDeSade]

throws the tablet in the corner .. . . . crazy .. she called me crazy . . Im not crazy . . . . ya'll dont think Im crazy do you . . . .

[hugsnkisses]

*sees TDS throwing stuff and hides under a table*

[TheDeSade]

didn't want to see no shrink anyway . . . . . leaves

[moptop]

Oh WB I've never posted a post that just said LOL but

LOL

[Warbaby1943]

Oh WB I've never posted a post that just said LOL but

LOL

I'm not kidding and to my surprise it even worked.

[moptop]

Is there no end to your talents - forum god, chatup god?

[RickBulow74]

*Seeing the crazies up above, running to the safety of a bunker*

[moptop]

And isn't it kind of the doc. to have bunkers so handy?

[annie]

ohhhhhhhhh... i get to be the "assistant" *grinz*

*wonders if the "no toys" rule applies to me as well then... and if that means i can now get away with calling Dr. delia "ma'am?" *

[michebe(LD)]

thats pushing it isnt it annie :P

[cookiecat]

hey i'm not a grasshopper.

thumbing through dr. delia's "Love Through Severe Pain" book - chapter one - bullwhips are your friend....

[Warbaby1943]

The Therapist would like to make a few announcements.

1. There is only ONE Therapist. One VERY busy Therapist, since apparently there are more wackos than originally thought. So please stay patient, your appt is coming soon and the que does get smaller... patience, grasshoppers.

2. There are NO toys of ANY form allowed into the Therapist's office. After a near death experience with a whip and a pitchfork, the Therapist has decided to have everyone check their toys at the door. The only toys allowed will be Dom/mes.

3. The Therapist would like to announce she has a new personal assistant, annie, who will be taking care of your gripes and issues while the Therapist is doing her primary job--medicating you all so that normal society isn't at risk.

4. The Therapist encourages everyone to read her conflict resolution book: "Love through Severe Pain" and learn from it.

5. Return visits to the Therapist for the same problem are viewed as continual counseling and are subject to more harsh treatment options.

6. The Therapist reserves the right at any time to beat anyone with a nerf bat... or a bull whip... thought the Therapist attempts non-violent interference first.

7. In the case of Dom/mes, the above does not apply. The Therapist will just outthink, outwit and out-logic them. The Therapist has the degree hanging on the wall. They just have their glares and attitudes.

8. Please try and refrain from self-groping in the Therapist's office. It leaves a mess that the custodial staff has to clean up at night.

9. The Waiting Room is meant for well behaved members of the que to enjoy eachother's company. Read: Not to act like toddlers. Keep your hoo hoos, shoes, feathers and Dom/mes to yourselves.

10. The above rules are subject to change by the Therapist without advanced warning.

Rules, more f-----g rules! I hate rules. Who the hell said that?

[TheDeSade]

looks around for my crown

[Warbaby1943]

~Therapist walks over to Warbaby in the waiting room after his outburst about rules, hands him a pair of trifocals and pats him on the back after handing him a copy of the announcement with the word "announcements" highlighted and circled... wonders where he got the idea that they were rules.... ~

Sorry doc, I told you I couldn't read.

[annie]

~Therapist wanders over to annie's palatial desk adjacent to the waiting room and thumbs through annie's chat notes book, finds the page on delia and the use of the word "ma'am" or capitalization, and leaves it open in the middle of annie's desk for her to read~

*Comes back in. Sees the notes on the desk. Goes to close the book but notices first what page it is set to. Grinz really big. Thinks to self "Yes, Ma'am! as i put the book away.*

[RickBulow74]

*Falling off of my chair with a very loud THUD and laughing as I see delia (aka Dr. Screwloose) work in the waiting room then return to her office, thinking that she could use another therapist with the people in here*

[annie]

*Comes into the office… decides to get a fresh start before more of the crazies arrive.*

*Flips through the appointment book…*

Hmmmmm… need to update records and file insurance today.

*Takes out my copious notes and starts to scan through them…*

Ok… this is what we have so far…

Frankee with a “hoo hoo” problem
*wonders what medical billing term THAT would fall under*
A total of 4 private and 2... no no… 3group sessions.
*Obviously the craziest…. *

Curious
*nods*
Oh yes… THAT problem.
*makes a note in the records*
Only one session so far but she certainly needs another one soon!

The poor sheep lady
*note in file: HIDE all sheep and pitchforks when she is around.*
Total of three sessions and 2 group.

Hmmm… Rick and hellish in 3 group sessions.
*notices hellish’s post count and wonders if they need for therapy to continue or not… *

*scans on down the list*
Ohhhh the harem dude…
*makes a note one full session.*
Wonders if he would be a private or group session due to the harem?
*send picture post card for next appointment reminder… although with ALL those women one would think someone could read it to him!*

Michebe
*notes the remark in her chart that she is mean.*
One session so far…. Clearly oversexed though…

Mistress Dhy/dhy…
*is that one chart or two i wonder?*
One session
*but is that billed as one or two… hmmm. Makes a note to ask the doc about that one.*

*wonders by looking at the name… where should I file this one.*
Was always told not to file under “The” but if that is his name…
*Makes a note for “The” to have a second appointment in the near future.*

*looks around the waiting room… flipping through the papers to see who else still needs to complete a form and who needs and appointment…*

*makes a note to schedule an appointment for:

Hugsnkisses
DangerousSins
Minx
Cookiecat
Moptop

*Notices the three people lurking in the far corners*

Asks d2p, TW and Wolfscout…

Do you need to see the doc?

[Warbaby1943]

*scans on down the list*
Ohhhh the harem dude…
*makes a note one full session.*
Wonders if he would be a private or group session due to the harem?
*send picture post card for next appointment reminder… although with ALL those women one would think someone could read it to him!*

LMAO You're right of course someone will make sure I know what a note is all about.

[hugsnkisses]

Just a little side note for the doc and her assistant
you guys are doing a great job with this.. you have all of us cracking up..
Thanks so much!!!! Can't be easy following all the craziness *grins*

[michebe(LD)]

ahem annie, i am NOT over sexed or mean grrrrrrrrrr

*thinks i need to annie back in that cellar then ill show her whos mean*

[Warbaby1943]

ahem annie, i am NOT over sexed or mean grrrrrrrrrr

*thinks i need to annie back in that cellar then ill show her whos mean*

Now I think that is an excellent idea and I'm glad someone read it to me.