How I Put A Story Together

[Mad Lews]

In a stunning display of cliché self-taught bear expert, Timothy Treadwell, proved that, indeed, some days you eat the bear, some days the bear eats you.

On monday his body and the body of his girlfriend were found in Alaska's Katmai National Park and Preserve. Apparently, they were mauled to death by the same brown bears that he had declared as "harmless".

Following a drug overdose, and after several encounters with bears in Alaska, he decided to devote himself to the study of the large omnivorous animals and even established a non-profit bear-appreciating group called "Grizzly People".

He had spent several summers living alone with and videotaping Katmai bears. Such was his confidence around the bears that he had touched them and given them names. On one occassion he was even filmed crawling along the ground singing as he approached a sow and two cubs.

Apparently, the Bears had formed their own people-appreciating club. Their first meeting included live music followed by dinner.

Following the meeting, the bears reportedly said that Treadwell tasted sort of like chicken.

http://bastardpowered.com/more_darwin.htm

I repeat...do not feed the Mad Lews.

I do believe Mr Treadwell is a prime candidate for a Darwin award.
These prestigious prizes are awarded to individuals who have made enormous contributions to evolution by removing themselves from the gene pool
http://www.darwinawards.com/

[tessa]

I do believe Mr Treadwell is a prime candidate for a Darwin award.
These prestigious prizes are awarded to individuals who have made enormous contributions to evolution by removing themselves from the gene pool
http://www.darwinawards.com/

I was able to contribute to a conversation Saturday night because of your "Darwin Award" information, Mr. Mad. You helped me out when you didn't even know you were going to. You're that good.

~big hugs for the Mad one and strokes for Lews~

[Ruby]

* fans self *

Mad, Lews and Tessa you are very distracting.

Do continue.

[Rhabbi]

* fans self *

Mad, Lews and Tessa you are very distracting.

Do continue.

I agree Ruby, how can we write with all this going on.

*contemplates helping tessa to coll off by taking off her dress.*

[H Dean]

This is ertainly not something that was on the syllabus. Lews, Mad and Tessa, kindly turn your attention to where it belongs. You are making a mockery of the class and I won't stand for it!

Do not make me get the ruler!

[Ruby]

Oh, yes. Get the ruler!

This instructor is having a delightful time.

[H Dean]

Oh, yes. Get the ruler!

This instructor is having a delightful time.

Do you think can measure up to my rule?

[Rhabbi]

Ruler, did someone say ruler?

[tessa]

~leans completely over Ms. Ruby's desk to see (again) what my next assignment is...bounces and wiggles my ass just a bit 'cause Ms. Ruby has the best music playing in her office...turns to look back at Mr. Dean and his...ruler...then smiles~

Whatcha gonna be a doin' with that? Hmm??

[tessa]

Oh, yeah, I wanted to say to Mr. Mad (and Lews, if he's settled down enough to listen). You mentioned these things called "panties" again. I've heard that term thrown around in here. I've tried to google it, but all I come up with is "Page Not Found-Server Error". Seriously. What are these mysterious things?? Inquiring bottoms want to know.

~resumes the ass-wiggle, making it sway just a bit more sensuously as I now know exactly what I'm listening to~

[Mad Lews]

Oh, yeah, I wanted to say to Mr. Mad (and Lews, if he's settled down enough to listen). You mentioned these things called "panties" again. I've heard that term thrown around in here. I've tried to google it, but all I come up with is "Page Not Found-Server Error". Seriously. What are these mysterious things?? Inquiring bottoms want to know.

~resumes the ass-wiggle, making it sway just a bit more sensuously as I now know exactly what I'm listening to~

tessa,
Get thee to level 4 wench and all (of you) will be revealed. No, I'm sorry, that was Lews talking. Uhm I'll try and find a definition and use for these mysterious tidbits by the time you make it up to the high windswept Plato(eau) (a Deanism). Meanwhile try to keep your skirt down gurl you're just plain distracting.
Mad

[H Dean]

~leans completely over Ms. Ruby's desk to see (again) what my next assignment is...bounces and wiggles my ass just a bit 'cause Ms. Ruby has the best music playing in her office...turns to look back at Mr. Dean and his...ruler...then smiles~

Whatcha gonna be a doin' with that? Hmm??

Why is it that I always get that look from you when I get the ruler out? That's the same look you give me when I get out chocolate.

I just don't understand.

[tessa]

Why is it that I always get that look from you when I get the ruler out? That's the same look you give me when I get out chocolate.

I just don't understand.

It's no surprise you're having trouble.

This is my look for chocolate-

And this is the look for rulers-

Not the same at all. Chocolate is yummy, don't get me wrong. It just doesn't do for me what a ruler does. Now if you dipped the ruler in some chocolate, well, that might be a different story.

Get thee to level 4 wench and all (of you) will be revealed. No, I'm sorry, that was Lews talking.

I do like that beast. I'm gonna pet him all over when I get to Level Four. Which reminds me that I have got to finish my assignment for Ms. Ruby!

Meanwhile try to keep your skirt down gurl you're just plain distracting.

~walks over to Mr. Mad, turns around and reaches back behind me, sliding my hands down over the tiny black skirt that covers my ass, finding the hem and quickly flipping it up, flashing a bit of my cute little dierriere~

I have a note from the teacher that says I can be naughty, so there.

[Mad Lews]

It's no surprise you're having trouble.

~walks over to Mr. Mad, turns around and reaches back behind me, sliding my hands down over the tiny black skirt that covers my ass, finding the hem and quickly flipping it up, flashing a bit of my cute little dierriere~

I have a note from the teacher that says I can be naughty, so there.

And I have a hair brush that says there will be consequences.

bad tessa
whoops that's the crop. Well when I find my little hairbrush you're going to be in big trouble young lady.
The very authoritative (but not that mad)
Mad

[anonymouse]

I searched "panties" at Alta-Vista and the page redirected to "ankles"

[tessa]

I searched "panties" at Alta-Vista and the page redirected to "ankles"

~laughs so hard I cause Ms. Ruby's cup-holder to fall off the desk~

Oops!! ~looks down at the poor thing on the floor~ I'm sorry!! ~looks again~ Hey, he's really cute! Where'd you get him, Ms Ruby? Never seen anything like him at OfficeMax.

anonymouse, that was brilliant!

Hehehe

[Ruby]

Distracting? The student has earned a spanking!

I was hoping one of you doms would give her a few whacks for me to help with her assignment.

Riiiight. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. For now.

[anonymouse]

My goodness, Lews! Be careful with that styling wand. You could poke an eye out with that thing!

[anonymouse]

~cringes at mention of assignment~

Ms. Ruby, I'm afraid I have been procrastinating on my assignment and spending too much time fooling around in the forums I can multi-task in the forums -- but not so easily when I have to write. As soon as I get a good long break in work committments, I'll get onto it.

anonynaughtymouse

[Ruby]

~cringes at mention of assignment~

Ms. Ruby, I'm afraid I have been procrastinating on my assignment and spending too much time fooling around in the forums I can multi-task in the forums -- but not so easily when I have to write. As soon as I get a good long break in work committments, I'll get onto it.

anonynaughtymouse

I didn't forget you, naughty mouse!

Now that Tessa has turned in her assignment, perhaps it's time to bind you to the chair at my desk and give you some quiet time to work on yours.

* wicked grin *

What would help you put this story together?

Perhaps instead of a good long break, a 15 minute block here and there may help.

You can do it!

Ruby

[anonymouse]

I didn't forget you, naughty mouse!

Now that Tessa has turned in her assignment, perhaps it's time to bind you to the chair at my desk and give you some quiet time to work on yours.

* wicked grin *

What would help you put this story together?

Perhaps instead of a good long break, a 15 minute block here and there may help.

You can do it!

Ruby

Alas, I read this just as I was about to log off to go shopping. It's a delicious thought nonetheless. Will get busy soon

[anonymouse]

LOL @ "cheekage"

[Rhabbi]

Lews, you see why I am running late with my assignment, how do you expect me to write when all this is going on everytime I cum through here?

[Mad Lews]

Lews, you see why I am running late with my assignment, how do you expect me to write when all this is going on everytime I cum through here?

Rhabbi,
I believe post #106 specifically warns you not to read this stuff. Deduct 50 words and don't look here again until you finish your assignment. (You were almost down to 1500 right? 1450 will be a cinch. ) and please bear in mind rule #3 just because you're my only vic..er student doesn't mean you can flaunt the rules.
Your beloved Leader
Mad Lews

[Ruby]

This thread has blossomed into a delightful example of roleplaying. Tessa needed inspiration and Mad Lews gets extra points for providing that much appreciated "ruler relief"! Tessa, of course, gets extra points for following the instructions on her note to "Be naughty and have fun!".

And students think this is such a hard level. Hmmmm.

Ladies who are attempting to write from the male perspective, read over Mad Lew's posts at least twice. Even though he isn't writing from first person, you can easily understand what our leading males - Mad and Lews - are doing and thinking.

Tessa, dear, I believe your skirt is on the floor. If you continue undressing, I'd be happy to bind your naked self to my chair so you can finish your assignment. Be warned you may have an audience with groping hands.

[Mad Lews]

And students think this is such a hard level. Hmmmm.

True Ruby,
but some of the instructors find 'it' kinda hard,
but that might just be a guy thing....
Go ahead and tie her down, I'll keep my hands off her; my tongue is an entirely different story, you'll have to discuss that with Lews.
(then we'll really see if she can concentrate)
Mad

[H Dean]

Do you realize how incredibly difficult is to write from the male perspective?? It takes some major effort to turn all those grunts and growls y'all make into actual readable prose. Get a language and maybe I'll have more to work with here. - Tessa

I have no difficulty writing from the male perspective. Mostly because I am male. When writing from the female perspective I think of something completley logical and sensible and then write the exact opposite.

Incidentally, it is not your job to write readable prose. We prefer cons...especially Lews. He is such a contrarian!

Please note that I wrote the above from the perspective of Mad, sitting under the desk making funny faces into a mirror and chatting with my penis. Also, you should note that my penis doesn't actually chat back. He is shunning me for abusing him.

[tessa]

~looks over at Ms. Ruby's bindings placed on the seat of the chair, glances over at Mad and Lews (aka "Tounge and Drool") then at the abusive H Dean...very slowly and carefully backs into the corner, settles myself down in the desk and becomes the model student, going back for a 15th read of Mr. Mad's example of the male perspective~

[H Dean]

I think Lews put crazy glue in that chair. I know that Mad put itching powder in it. They are such children.

[tessa]

I think Lews put crazy glue in that chair. I know that Mad put itching powder in it. They are such children.

Well, these rubber pants may be permanently attached to the chair now, but I'm thinking I can wriggle out of them and avoid the itching powder as well.

Now this chastitiy belt on the other hand...not sure what the hell I'm going to do about it. Mad had Lews swallow the key and this belt thingee is as foreign to me as those panty thingees.

Gonna have to go wander the Forums and see if anybody knows a way out of this contraption. It's putting a real kink (the bad kind) into my self-love addiction.