Level III Intro for Euryleia

[Euryleia]

So Er,
For the first writing exercise we’ll have you do a short story, about 2000 words, with both male and female characters.
The plot should revolve around some sort of transformation involving the characters and their relationship to each other.
Start by writing from a first person male perspective and try to be as convincing as possible.
Strive for realism and try to stretch your own perceptions into the opposite gender, using your own experience, observations, and imagination.

When it's ready, post it in a new 'Euryleia's first level III assignment' thread

Best of luck.
Yours
Mad Lews

P.S. Try not to let the local curmudgeon (Mr. Dean) bother you, we only let him off his leash for critiques.

Roger Wilco, Mad Lews. I'm off to delve the masculine mind and, hopefully, have something for you to read soon. I wonder if I should start by spitting in public or scratching myself? Decisions, decisions.

Pshaw, Mr. Dean just needs a belly rub and some purple prose to keep him happy. I'm not scared of his barking.

[Mad Lews]

Roger Wilco, Mad Lews. I'm off to delve the masculine mind and, hopefully, have something for you to read soon. I wonder if I should start by spitting in public or scratching myself? Decisions, decisions.

Pshaw, Mr. Dean just needs a belly rub and some purple prose to keep him happy. I'm not scared of his barking.

Hey , if by icky you mean rude, crude, and lewd, prone to drooling and spitting both indoors and out, you may have a point. Otherwise I've no idea what your talking about.

[Dragon's muse]

Roger Wilco, Mad Lews. I'm off to delve the masculine mind and, hopefully, have something for you to read soon. I wonder if I should start by spitting in public or scratching myself? Decisions, decisions.

Pshaw, Mr. Dean just needs a belly rub and some purple prose to keep him happy. I'm not scared of his barking.

Don't forget to:
* refuse to ask directions
* find gas leaving your digestive tract incredibly amusing
* carry on conversations with women't chests

[H Dean]

Don't forget to:
* refuse to ask directions We wouldn't get lost if women shut up. Also, it irritates women - that's why we do it.
* find gas leaving your digestive tract incredibly amusing Hey, farting the Battle Hymn of the Republic is a skill that should not go un-noticed.
* carry on conversations with women't chests The only part of a woman that makes any logical sense.